1) "You're Cut Off"
VH-1
Episode title: Do you want fries with that?
These are the women you love to hate; spoiled, rich and with no work ethic.
This episode involves the mandatory wearing of Archibald's (Ontario, California) weenie costume...
See the full episode here: http://www.vh1.com/video/youre-cut-off-2/full-episodes/do-you-want-fries-with-that/1656292/playlist.jhtml
2) Bob's Burgers
Fox TV
See the premiere episode (Sacred Cow) here: http://www.fox.com/bobsburgers/full-episodes/
Quote: "Maybe this cow is trying to communicate with us the only way it knows how - with its' feces..."