Man seeks professional help for his 13 sausage a day habit:
http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/2011/06/thirteen-a-day_sausage_habit_zealot_to_seek_professional_help_for_his_porky_obession.php
NOTES:
1) They say '13 sausages a day' like it's a bad thing...
2) In all fairness, we should point out that he 'blew' almost 4 years worth of sausage money (which he estimates to be around $1150 a year), when he hired the therapist.