THE WEEKLY WIENER:

1) From the Daily Republic (Fairfield's newspaper):

http://www.dailyrepublic.com/news/locallifestylecolumns/dont-mess-with-the-dancing-hot-dog-girl/

Mrs. Uncle Frank did this when the place was called Johanne's, maybe 15 years ago now...

2) The plot sickens:

http://deadspin.com/was-the-tigers-singing-hot-dog-vendor-fired-for-being-1303386036

3) A hot dog seasoning emergency:

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2013/09/illinois-department-of-corrections-declares-a-hot-dog-seasoning-emergency.html