15 February 2011


1) Fast Food (1989)

Career college students finally get shown to the door and decide to open a burger stand in an old gas station.

With Kevin McCarthy ("Invasion of the Body Snatchers") as Judge Reinholt, Michael J Pollard as Bud, Traci Lords as Dixie Love and Jim Varney as over the top burger magnate Wrangler Bob Bundy, another lunatic in a white suit...

Burger phone, cow scooter, priapism, horny coeds, an explosion in the lab, aphrodisiac secret sauce, simulated wet T-shirt contest, undercover skullduggery, industrial espionage, FDA bust, overly dramatic courtroom theatrics, yadda, yadda, yadda...

Relevant quote: "America was built on fast food"

2) A McDonalds Wedding: http://www.cnngo.com/hong-kong/life/mcdonalds-hong-kong-offers-weddings-494226